jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.
Kat (nowthatsanairship)

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

flyawaymax:

doritoed:

if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

 ”i chlorofeel you man”

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

me: *puts earphones in*
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me: oh right
me: *plays music*

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

humorous-blog:

humorous-blog:

Girl are u a callery pear? Because u smell like one :’)

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